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Thursday, August 21, 2008

I am a MORON!

OK so today we went to a bounce house place, and had LOTS of fun. The kids had a great time, even Porter was a dare devil and climbed up the TALLEST bounce house there and slid down the slide. BUT when I was trying to wrangle the kids up to LEAVE.... Porter was up on the top of the bounce house, and would not come down. I think his clever little mind KNEW I was going to take him home. I grab him, and we go down the middle of the climb up ladder thing (did that make sense?) And I was wearing socks (always following the rules) so we slipped, and ended sliding down the STEPS.. OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH. Well I crushed my pinky toe into one of the steps, and heard the crunch, and boy did I feel it. I said to myself.. "yay I just proved what a tard I really am.... yay for me, I broke my toe!" I grabbed the kids, got in the car, took my sock off and I wanted to puke. It was SO swollen, and you could see where it was broken. Tard girl here... seriously I am such a dork. Well turns out its worse than I had thought. Now I cant put any weight on my left foot, my toe looks like a large purple grape, and my toe nail is hiding. So much for my pedicure I got last week. Well it looks like the break is farther up my foot as well, just where my toe and foot meet. A little crack. I have a foot boot thing now, and I have to wear it when I am going to be walking alot... (uh this is my excuse to not have to work out people YAY FOR ME)
This much is true... when jennie is involved.. drama is involved. These 3 things do not mix.... bounce houses, pregnancy, and a 30 year old clutz....
At least Sarah and Zoie looked stylish on the slide. I break my toe/foot and look like a flying blob. yay for me! I will post picture of my toe tomorrow for everyone who is DYING to see it! Tomorrow is Lily's 5th birthday, I CANT BELIEVE SHE IS 5! Ahh my baby girl! (wiping the tear away, just kicked the computer desk with my bad foot)

5 comments:

Scrap Happy Mommy of 2 said...

Don't feel bad, I've broken my pinky toe more times than I can count, and broke my pinky toe in the middle of my foot twice in the same spot within weeks of getting my cast off...how's that for graceful and I'm not pregnant or 30!!!???

Anonymous said...

so sorry, and so sad. But, you are sooo funny!

Shel and Rick said...

You crack me up. I am sure it wasn't that bad to see. You are such a good mom to just go and play with your kids. That is what really matters.

ZB said...

You are kidding me!? Right? That's horrible. And we had so much fun too. No wonder they make you sign a waver.
Good thing you didn't buy the month pass.

raffleckt said...

Tard!? I haven't heard that word in forever! That makes me laugh. Didn't you know the boot is totally IN this season?